Ottawa, ON – In a bold step forward for both surveillance capitalism and political shamelessness, it was announced this week that the Federal Government will sell your data, including personal, tax, and health data to marketing firms. The goal? To ensure that every unwanted telemarketing…
Bentonville, AR – Shoppers nationwide were stunned this week as it was discovered that Wal-Mart increases prices on thousands of…
Cooperstown, NY – President Donald Trump is claiming full credit for Pete Rose’s reinstatement to Major League Baseball, calling it…
Wilmington, DE – A new insider memoir titled “Original Sin: President Biden’s Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to…
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has sparked bipartisan jaw-drops—though only one side seems capable of actual outrage—Qatar has…
New Orleans, LA – A lifelong resident of New Orleans’ lowest-elevation floodplain…
Health
Brooklyn, NY – In what hospital administrators are calling “an attack on…
Entertainment
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a shocking development that’s rocked the late…
Stamford, CT – In a move both entrepreneurial and morally ambiguous, former…
Calabasas, CA – Reality TV star, shapewear mogul, and part-time courtroom cosplayer…
US News & Politics
Wilmington, DE – A new insider memoir titled “Original Sin: President Biden’s Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again” is set…
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has sparked bipartisan jaw-drops—though only…
New Orleans, LA – A lifelong resident of New Orleans’ lowest-elevation floodplain…
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented show of bipartisan dysfunction, Congress has…
Business
Bentonville, AR – Shoppers nationwide were stunned this week as it was discovered that Wal-Mart increases prices on thousands of…
Canada & World News
Ottawa, ON – In a bold step forward for both surveillance capitalism and political shamelessness, it was announced this week that the Federal Government will sell…
Sports
Cooperstown, NY – President Donald Trump is claiming full credit for Pete…
Oddities
Trenton, NJ — In a groundbreaking failure of basic spatial reasoning, 32-year-old…
Travel
Anaheim, CA – Following the announcement of a glitzy new Disney theme…
Lifestyle
Akron, OH – In a development that has shocked the world and…
Culture & Arts
Dallas, TX – A new Pew Pew Research poll reveals a growing…